Pajamas in the Daytime

I was stuck on a desert island with about 6 other people. I don't remember most of the dream, but there was one point at which we had been rescued and I was laying in bed at home watching TV and eating grapes. I saw a guy on TV eat a grape a specific way, so I decided to try it. I grabbed a grape, cut a small slit into the side of it with a knife, slid it into my mouth, and squeezed it gently with my teeth. All the juice sputtered into my mouth, and it was delicious. I liked it. I wanted more. So I reached behind my head, slapped myself, and popped my left eyeball out. I took the knife, cut a small slit into the side of my eyeball, and slid it into my mouth. There was no juice. In fact, it was quite bland and tasteless. I didn't like it one bit, so I spat it out in the trashcan and went to sleep.

fin.